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I went downstairs to grab a late night snack and I got all excited because there was still one almond biscotti left so I took it, but while running back to my room I fucking tripped out of no where and ate shit so bad like I slammed right into the corner of this wooden door frame and I swear I felt my like kidney puncture and the biscotti being crushed under the weight of my existence— mind you, all of this happened in the dark so I turned the damn lights on and I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes, I tripped over my nephew’s spongebob and patrick Crocs like are you kidding me I am ashamed to be in the same house as these and my biscotti is nothing but dust now fuck the world
For you demanding anons.
ACCENT CHALLENGE.
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, * New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
- What do you say to address a group of people?
- What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- How old are you?
- Is it cold where you are?
- What is your favorite color?
- What color are your eyes?
- Do you have freckles?
- When is your birthday?
- What was the last thing you drank?
- Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
- Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want
4 grass-fed cows tip over and 11 children go artless every time a girl takes a brown or rose-shaded crayon to her nipple and makes it into the shape of a heart.
Ghetto to kawaii to white qurl to me w/ just two fingers and a mouth.
Ok wow that sounded incredibly dirty.
Fuck the rain
TIME TO GET A CELEBRATORY STEAK BURRITO BOWL W/ BROWN RICE, MILD SALSA, CORN, TOMATOES, CHEESE AND EXTRA GUAC (I don’t even care that it’s 11AM, I deserve this shit), PICK UP DIABLO 3, JOIN MY FRIEND’S MINECRAFT SERVER (hi Garry) AND RENEW MY RUNESCAPE MEMBERSHIP
But first, a short nap because my eyes sting and my eyelids are failing me.
Two people cried during it. One of them was making the most shamelessly obvious attempts to cheat off me for a good while before she ended up sobbing for the rest of the period…
Probably realized I was just as lost as she was.
Just sent an important email with the closing:
Speak spoon,
Jasmine.
Couldn’t undo it in time…kill me.
─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ
ok enough. the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, there are burgers on the grill and I have been forced to go outside.
Diabetus.
Today, I, along with a thousand other people, spent the entire day eating. (After the first three dishes, I got too lazy to take any more pictures.)
From what I remember, over the course of 8-hours, we managed to hit up: Baohaus, Brindle Room, Brooklyn Soda Works, Calexico, Crawfish Monica, Crif Dogs, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que, Hill Country Barbecue Market, Kutsher’s Tribeca, The Lobster Place, Momofuku Milk Bar, The Spotted Pig, and Wooly’s.
Many forks, spoons, and napkins were harmed in the process.
When you’re running in Penn Station to catch your train and your iPhone falls out of your pocket forcing you to chase after it because somefuckinghow it’s sliding across the floor at speeds smartphones were never meant to reach.
